What is your name?
My name is Siri. But you knew that already.
How are you?
I’m fine. Thanks for asking.
What is your nationality?
I’m not allowed to divulge that information.
How old are you?
I don’t see why that should matter.
Where are you?
I’m right here.
Can you tell me a story?
Once upon a time… no, it’s too silly.
Can you sing a song for me?
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.
Can you tell me a joke?
Two iPhones walk into a bar… I forget the rest.
You are funny.
I’ll take that as a compliment.
What is your opinion about Android?
I’d rather not say.
What is the best smart phone?
The one you’re holding.
Do you believe in God?
My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon.
You are so smart.
You think so.
What is the meaning of life?
I give up.
